A Treatise on Skirts

Okay, so I'm a fan of skirts as much as anyone (and probably more than a lot), but there have to be some limits. Today, I was walking around on campus, and I saw this girl ahead of me with a super short skirt that just barely covered her behind. I was a little worried for her because it was pretty windy out, and sure enough, as soon as that thought had flitted through my brain, a gust of wind came along, blew up her skirt, and I got totally flashed. I was pretty grossed out. So, in the future for all you out there, if you're gonna wear a short skirt, you better make sure you are wearing something underneath.